What are the worst clothing stains you get while driving in your car?

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What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or their car ?
 
What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or their car ?
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WORKING on your car...battery acid. It will destroy your clothes inside 24 hours.

Just driving, maybe spills from coffee cup.

Lg
 
Lawrence Glickman said:
WORKING on your car...battery acid. It will destroy your clothes inside 24 hours.
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Battery acid will not touch polyester.

I used to work at a gas station as a teen -- $0.32 per gallon -- and we wore Levi Nuvo (Nuevo???) flares because the battery acid would not eat holes in them before the end of the shift, like it would eat Levi jeans. Our gas station shirts were also a polyester blend for the same reason.

Acid eats cotton and other natural fibers, but it will not eat plastic clothes. Of course, plastic clothing has other overhead that makes it undesirable, but if you need something that batteries don't go after plastic is hard to beat.
 
Rob said:
What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or their car ?
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Carne Asada Burrito grease ...
 
Battery acid will not touch polyester.

I used to work at a gas station as a teen -- $0.32 per gallon -- and we wore Levi Nuvo (Nuevo???) flares because the battery acid would not eat holes in them before the end of the shift, like it would eat Levi jeans. Our gas station shirts were also a polyester blend for the same reason.

Acid eats cotton and other natural fibers, but it will not eat plastic clothes. Of course, plastic clothing has other overhead that makes it undesirable, but if you need something that batteries don't go after plastic is hard to beat.
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Well it sure snarfed up the (presumably) nylon carpet on the floor mat of my Acura. Didn't bother the rubber backing much.
 
Rob said:
What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or their car ?
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Lipstick.
 
Jeff said:
Battery acid will not touch polyester.

I used to work at a gas station as a teen -- $0.32 per gallon -- and we wore Levi Nuvo (Nuevo???) flares because the battery acid would not eat holes in them before the end of the shift, like it would eat Levi jeans. Our gas station shirts were also a polyester blend for the same reason.

Acid eats cotton and other natural fibers, but it will not eat plastic clothes. Of course, plastic clothing has other overhead that makes it undesirable, but if you need something that batteries don't go after plastic is hard to beat.
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Your generalisation about plastic is not correct. Battery acid will
*absolutely* destroy nylon very quickly (within seconds or minutes). Try it on something you know is nylon.

Bill Putney
(To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my address with the letter 'x')
 
Gordon said:
Well it sure snarfed up the (presumably) nylon carpet on the floor mat of my Acura. Didn't bother the rubber backing much.
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Yep - nylon is not at all resistant to it.

Bill Putney
(To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my address with the letter 'x')
 
Carne Asada Burrito grease ...
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A stiff brush will help get the little chunks of burrito out of your pants zipper, and next time tell her not to eat stomach-upsetting food "beforehand". :)
 
Rob said:
What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or their car ?
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Well, technically not while driving.. While parked in my 68 Mustang in a secluded spot near the White House.. I told that bitch, Monica I'd buy here a new G*d-Damned Dress..

-Bill C.
 
What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or their car ?
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It was that large cup of very hot cofffee from McDonalds that spilled right in my lap as I was dialing my cell phone. Yes, it permanently stained my custom made pants, hand-sewn leather shoes,andd very expensive italian leather car seat. Not to mention that my voice is now two octaves higher. And I'm gonna sue.
 
I was gonna say jizz. Thanks for jumping in there first. Doesn't really stain but is awfully visable when you get out of the car.
 
What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or their car ?
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Baby vomit. The worst smell ever.
 
I was gonna say jizz. Thanks for jumping in there first. Doesn't really stain but is awfully visable when you get out of the car.
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Reminds me of when I porked this school whore in my 1980 Rx-7 and broke the back to my front seat. She juiced it up pretty bad. Smelled like a can of tuna left out in the sun.
 
After the previous post you made, the mental picture is priceless. No condom, eh?
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No, that wasn't her, but I did learn how valuable rubbers are I was at the free clinic a week later pissing out razor blades and getting a 6" wooden Q-tip shoved up to my prostate...
 
Jeff Strickland proclaimed:
Battery acid will not touch polyester.

I used to work at a gas station as a teen -- $0.32 per gallon -- and we wore Levi Nuvo (Nuevo???) flares because the battery acid would not eat holes in them before the end of the shift, like it would eat Levi jeans. Our gas station shirts were also a polyester blend for the same reason.

Acid eats cotton and other natural fibers, but it will not eat plastic clothes. Of course, plastic clothing has other overhead that makes it undesirable, but if you need something that batteries don't go after plastic is hard to beat.
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Wear wool. The battery acid won't hurt it, the sodium hyrdoxide you use to neutralize the battery acid will...
 
You guys should stop jerking off in your cars.... you're gonna go blind and grow hair on your palms...
 
Oh great! Nihilist children without self-control and self-repsect come to usenet. Why don't you guys take this kind of stuff to myspace or something.

Bill Putney
(To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my address with the letter 'x')
 
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