I told you fellas he was a ricer at heart- he hates American cars, and he hates America
because he's divorced and unemployed
AND insane...
he's blowing a fuse now- the branded "TROLL" can't handle it !
look at 'eem go
go, DB, go-
here's your theme song to march to:
The DeserTBob Troll Song
Be a troll! Be a troll!
Let disruption be your goal -
Anything that you can do to draw attention to your role Egoboo can be nice Get your fix at any price You can make entire newsgroups into clucking little birdcoops
Be a troll! Be a troll!
Pound their patience into coal
Tell the regulars they have no sense of flair
Insult their mothers too and their manners, pfoo!
Be a troll, be a troll, be a troll!
Make them burn, make them freeze
Sing of people scratching fleas
Snigger at the woes of others who are forced upon their knees Stress and fear, jealous rage Let them be your guiding gauge Then accuse the quiet suckers all as nosy mother****ers
Don't be small, don't be tame
Show you have no sense of shame
Just enrage them til on stage the heads will roll
You love to shrill out flame, it's all a giant game
Be a troll, dig a hole, you're a troll.
Flaming dues, barbeques
Ought to wake 'em where they snooze
Don't forget to douse the fires with proof 307 booze
(song tangent) : 307 Ale my friends, 307 Ale!
The finest drink that any bar has ever had for sale!... (ahem) Feed them slugs, feed them snails Put their legs between their tails And so what if you are hated cuz their nerves are really grated
When you leave, do salute
give that middle finger toot
And be proud of your achievements in your soul
For you have shown that they are evil in their way
You're a troll-l-l-l, says our poll-l-l-l, you're a troll-l-l-l!
(or, "a-ass-ho-o-o-ole!")
