Outlandish Particle Periodic Table update IX

Hi there,
Salient features:-
Cern list of 900 experimental particle results in MeV, double
precision and

mathematical (Fortran 77)
The list alone is not available anywhere-else, as a single list.
Not definitive.
42 year scientific project, by ex-Mensa member. (They stopped
concessionary

subscriptions)
10 year ago table basis was electron value of 227879226. (update IX
gives

3224486665)
Given the same preview of Periodic table of elements, you would have
been champing

at the bit,
instead of snorting.
You are not really into science fiction are you?
Thank you,
Tony Lance

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From: Tony Lance <>
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,sci.space.policy
Subject: Re: Big Bertha Thing blogs
Date: Aug 20 2005, 16:54 pm

Big Bertha Thing galois

Nobody understood a thing he said, when he was alive.
After he was dead, they decided that he had done a good job.
The Galois Theory branch of mathematics bears his name.
Now they are trying to teach me, what he did in the first place.
Do you think that the penny will drop, before it becomes posthumous?

Tony Lance

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Hi there,
The number of polkadots on an equilatteral triangle is given by the
formula sumation N.
Let N = 80305 and the total is 3224486665

As Groucho Marx said "I would not want to join any club, that would
have me as a member!"
Thank you,
Tony Lance

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From: Tony Lance <>
Newsgroups: rec.autos.makers.honda,sci.space.history
Subject: Re: Big Bertha Thing blogs
Date: Oct 10 2006, 13:38 pm

Big Bertha Thing sumation
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
Web 2 file access page for 78K Zip File, see link:-
http://mathforum.org/kb/thread.jspa?messageID=6940807&#6940807

Count the number of polka-dots on an equilatteral triangle.

Ready to run Fortran 77 program software, using double
precision and extended precision versions. Complete
with source code in listing format and the original
extended precision subroutine source code.
Sumation N = N*N + N all over 2, where N=1,2,3,..N
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 2000
To comply with my copyright, please distribute
complete and free of charge.


Big Bertha Thing postings

Depleted uranium shells were once used at great cost,
in terms of Gulf War Syndrome.

At Agincourt the English long bow took a large toll,
due to the arrows being armour-piercing and re-useable.

The above shells were armour-piercing,
but can hardly be called re-useable
and should not have been used once.

Big Bertha Thing posting features;-
1. Ornate Engraving and Scrollwork.
2. Re-useable.
3. Armour-piercing.
4. Zero casualties.
5. Re-configurable.
6. Accurate.
7. Tactical.
8. Strategic.
9. Scientific.
10. Weighty.
11. Start of Thread.
12. Brand Name.
13. Banned on moderators conference.
14. Whole moderators thread deleted,
with the exception of tenure posting.
15. Tenure read only request withdrawn.
16. 2K Anecdote (Assault Rifle Bullet and detonator.) Day 23
17. 4K Preface (Anecdote and Attachment description.) Day 24
18. 50K Attachment
(Powder charge for shell with detonator.) Days 1 - 20
19. 600K Attachment
(powder charge for bomb with detonator.) Days 21, 22
20. 50K postings pair, with 12 on-topic and 6 off-topic.
Hydrogen bomb (2 shells with jacket of water; H2O) Days 25, 26
21. Odd configurations. (Landmine, boobytrap and armistice terms.)
22. Zip disc spanning.
(Manual operation encryption technique.) Day 21, 22
23. Potential CD-Rom triology.
24. Astrophysics web-ring web site.
25. PI web-ring web site with software.
26. Web publisher for unpublished scientific works,
including fringe.
27. Particle periodic table research project with results
and software.
28. First Aid Tent for Spam Attack Victim Support Group.
29. Sesame Street beat Darth Vader twice.
(1st and 2nd Battles of Cyberspace.)
30. To the victor the spoils; a web site built on them.
(level 2 HTML)
31. Politics makes poor science.

Tony Lance

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posting-host = 78.146.141.207

The machine at IP address (located in the UK) was running a Huawei /
EchoLife HG520s DSL modem, which was accessible by performing a port-80
request directly to that IP address. After a simple web search to
determine the default user-name and password, I logged into the device
and, shall we say, made a few changes that effectively took it off-line.

I don't think we'll be getting any more of these bullshit postings from
that machine for a while.

The owner of that modem had this as their DSL login user-name:



I changed it to .

 

Hi there,
You do realise that the posting host is dynamically allocated.
the username prefix is the telephone no. which is not mine, neither is
the modem.
You have just done terrible things to a complete stranger.
Please ring him up and appologise.

From: Tony Lance <>
Newsgroups: rec.autos.makers.honda,sci.space.history
Subject: Re: Big Bertha Thing blogs
Date: Nov 23 2006, 12:40 pm

Big Bertha Thing pastures
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
Web 2 file access page for 138K Zip File, see link:-
http://mathforum.org/kb/thread.jspa?messageID=6941439&#6941439

Worked example of Outlandish Particle Periodic Table in Structure
Order,
complete with programs, source code in listing format and
documentation.

Pastures Software Package.
(Particle Structure Results Program, in Fortran 77.)
Sub-atomic Mesons, Baryons and Leptons Classification System.
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1997
Distribute complete and free of charge to comply.


Big Bertha Thing cricket

The Rules of Cricket
by Tony Lance

1. 1st side goes in till all out. (10 out of 11)
2nd side goes in till all out.
1st side wins.
Exceptions;-
i Rain stops play is draw.
ii 2nd side scores more, game stops they win.
iii Equal final scores are a draw.

2. Every run counts one.
Exceptions;-
i A no runs boundary hit counts 4.
ii A no runs clean over boundary hit counts 6.
iii A no hit too wide counts 1.
iv A no hit boundary counts 4.
v A no hit over boundary counts 6. (missing rule)
vi A no hit can still be run.

3. Caught out or bowled out. (owzat!)
Exceptions;-
i Stumped out.
ii Run out.
iii Thrown out.
iv Trod on wicket.
v Retired injured.

Exception to all of above.
Runner for slightly injured.


Street Cricket

Forget all the exceptions and rules 1 and 2.
Equipment;-
i Cut out bat.
ii Rubber ball.
iii Piece of chalk.

Owner of bat goes first.
Owner of ball goes first.
Fielder bowls next.
Bowled out, bowler bats.
Caught out, catcher bats and swaps bat for ball.
The end
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 2000
Distribute complete and free of charge to comply.

Tony Lance

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And you are then admitting that you were the last user of that IP.

And when that user contacts their ISP, they will see your email address
(as bogus as it may be) and might be able to track down your identity.

You are no doubt a customer of Opal Telecom DSL (or a customer of one of
their resellers), and have been assigned the following IP addresses
during the past 72 hours:

92.25.98.156
78.146.141.207
89.241.243.145

And you are a Brittish nutcase, posting garbage to usenet.

**** you.

Maybe I'll send an abuse e-mail to Opal Telecom or talktalk.net. Would
you like that?

 

Hi there,
Your three numbers are accurate. I do not use anonymous email.
The third party is still maligned.
Who is abusing who?
Thank you,
Tony Lance
Tony Lance <>

From: Tony Lance <>
Newsgroups: swnet.sci.astro,sci.space.policy
Subject: Re: Big Bertha Thing redoubt
Date: Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:37:41 +0100

Big Bertha Thing warlord

The last time I heard that an apology given under duress was valid,
was in the Monty Python' comedy sketch on the Spanish Inquisition.
Everytime anyone said Spanish Inquisition,
then 3 red cardinals turned up to organise it.

What do I have in comon with a Texas cattle baron?
He thinks that he is a bigger liar than I am. I think I am.

What does a drill sargeant have in comon with a chinese warlord?
He says that the sun will not rise tomorrow. His men believe it.

What is the difference between a Texas cattle baron and a
chinese warlord? The one knows he is lying. The other has never had
the problem.
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