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Everybody is wondering why the Crossfire flopped. After much pondering and
dickering, I have the obviously correct answer and will share it to my
loving audience.
The engine is in the front and differential in the rear. The polar moment
of inertia has been maximized. Thus, it is no wonder this bomb handles
like a barge. It is essential a one-dimensional vehicle.
You can test the science yourself at your next shopping trip to Wal-Mart.
First load up a shopping trolley with a hundred pounds of dog food. Then
push and steer it. You will note the ease of control in two dimensions:
foward, backward, left, and right. Now take out the dog food and get a 10
year old boy to stand on the front of the cart and hold on tight. Now try
the same maneuvres and you will the upmost difficulty in getting it to turn
to and fro. It will be almost impossible and you will be frustrated out of
your goard. Reason: polar moment of inertia. You cannot overturn the Laws
of the Universe as established by Isaac Newton and expect to get away with
it.
You want as much of the vehicle's weight concentrated towards the mass
center. Any heavy components will benefit by this central placement.
Especially the engine and differential since those are the single most
heaviest and most massive components.
Remember the illustrious Pontiac Fierro? That beaut had its engine located
directly behind the two passenger seats. Perfect. It handled great. And
was safe too, for in a major head-on, there was no chance for the engine to
be pushed back into the driver or passenger. That is exactly how ZsaZsa
Gabor was seriously hurt - the engine impacted her. Indianapolis 500 cars
also have mid-engines for the same reason: handling and safety.
Chrysler, get with the program. You made your Crossfire in the mold of a
'53 Corvette when you should have been thinking of a winner like the
Fierro.
dickering, I have the obviously correct answer and will share it to my
loving audience.
The engine is in the front and differential in the rear. The polar moment
of inertia has been maximized. Thus, it is no wonder this bomb handles
like a barge. It is essential a one-dimensional vehicle.
You can test the science yourself at your next shopping trip to Wal-Mart.
First load up a shopping trolley with a hundred pounds of dog food. Then
push and steer it. You will note the ease of control in two dimensions:
foward, backward, left, and right. Now take out the dog food and get a 10
year old boy to stand on the front of the cart and hold on tight. Now try
the same maneuvres and you will the upmost difficulty in getting it to turn
to and fro. It will be almost impossible and you will be frustrated out of
your goard. Reason: polar moment of inertia. You cannot overturn the Laws
of the Universe as established by Isaac Newton and expect to get away with
it.
You want as much of the vehicle's weight concentrated towards the mass
center. Any heavy components will benefit by this central placement.
Especially the engine and differential since those are the single most
heaviest and most massive components.
Remember the illustrious Pontiac Fierro? That beaut had its engine located
directly behind the two passenger seats. Perfect. It handled great. And
was safe too, for in a major head-on, there was no chance for the engine to
be pushed back into the driver or passenger. That is exactly how ZsaZsa
Gabor was seriously hurt - the engine impacted her. Indianapolis 500 cars
also have mid-engines for the same reason: handling and safety.
Chrysler, get with the program. You made your Crossfire in the mold of a
'53 Corvette when you should have been thinking of a winner like the
Fierro.