Making an armored chrysler

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Adam Ben Nalois

Fearing the end of the world and chaos and anarchy coming soon, I want
to create an armored car.

What should I do to make an armored car , should be bullet-proof and
anti-radiation etc.
 
No! Wait!

He could hijack a Jeep Cherokee, drive to Carlsbad Caverns with a load of
explosives and go down 1500' in the elevator.

Well, it worked in my head.....

Richard
 
Make it fool- proof.

Richard Smith said:
No! Wait!

He could hijack a Jeep Cherokee, drive to Carlsbad Caverns with a load of
explosives and go down 1500' in the elevator.

Well, it worked in my head.....

Richard
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Adam said:
Fearing the end of the world and chaos and anarchy coming soon,
I want to create an armored car.
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Chrysler has already done that. It's the next version of the 300
(called the 300C). It will be available at some point during the
first half of next year.

They've already heard your request about occupant security (the
Germans have been paying attention to the perpetual high state of
insecurity in the US). They've raised the belt-line of the car and
reduced the glass area as one example to give the occupants at least
the feeling of security (this is no joke - they've admitted that much
as the rational for the design).
 
Art Begun said:
Park it in an armored garage.
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Just make it BUTT UGLY and it will SCARE the bullets and radiation
away, OR go buy a Pontiac AZTEC.
 
Adam Ben Nalois said:
Fearing the end of the world and chaos and anarchy coming soon, I want
to create an armored car.

What should I do to make an armored car , should be bullet-proof and
anti-radiation etc.
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None of the above. Just follow the advice given in the 50s for dealing with
a nuclear attack: sit down, bent over, put your head between your legs and
your hands behind your head ... and kiss your ass goodbye.
 
Adam said:
Fearing the end of the world and chaos and anarchy coming soon, I want
to create an armored car.

What should I do to make an armored car , should be bullet-proof and
anti-radiation etc.
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Take about $500,000 and the car to a company that does this for a living.


Matt
 
Fearing the end of the world and chaos and anarchy coming soon, I want
to create an armored car.
What should I do to make an armored car , should be bullet-proof and
anti-radiation etc.
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Just take your car and park it in one of the many government bunkers.
Voila, your car is pretty much everything proof.
 
Adam Ben Nalois said:
Fearing the end of the world and chaos and anarchy coming soon, I want
to create an armored car.

What should I do to make an armored car , should be bullet-proof and
anti-radiation etc.
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It's easy and cheap this time of year. Collect all the unwanted fruit
cakes and pile them up around the car. NOTHING can get through that
impenetrable barrier.
 
Buy that 64 Imperial listed above. Your pretty much set other than add the
bullet proof glass.
 
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