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Dave Gower
Looking at TV ads of the new 300, and thinking about the black one I saw at
the local dealer, I can't help thinking that here we have the new icon of
road-going police authority. Imagine one of those babies with oversized
bumpers, bull-horns on the front fenders, a white door with a huge Redneck
County Sheriff's Department logo, high-tech lightbar and bad-ass blackwall
tires. All backed up with that 0-60 in 5.3 seconds hemi. Jackie Gleason
would run Bert Reynolds into the dirt every time.
Seriously, police have been complaining for some time about the shrinking
variety of large rear-drive sedans available. Well now they can smile all
the way to the donut shop. Wouldn't be surprised if that was part of
Chrysler's game plan.
the local dealer, I can't help thinking that here we have the new icon of
road-going police authority. Imagine one of those babies with oversized
bumpers, bull-horns on the front fenders, a white door with a huge Redneck
County Sheriff's Department logo, high-tech lightbar and bad-ass blackwall
tires. All backed up with that 0-60 in 5.3 seconds hemi. Jackie Gleason
would run Bert Reynolds into the dirt every time.
Seriously, police have been complaining for some time about the shrinking
variety of large rear-drive sedans available. Well now they can smile all
the way to the donut shop. Wouldn't be surprised if that was part of
Chrysler's game plan.